The million reasons why Arthur Miller is the greatest. Click CC on the bottom right to see the lyrics as the video plays.
LYRICS:
Civ Preezy, Baby.
A millionaire, I'm a law prof millionaire
And I have phenomenal hair
Asian art collection's rare. More enlightened than Voltaire.
I kinda look like a Maltese. Wright Miller's my treatise
I talk [censored] to Scalia cuz I rule the legal scene.
From my prime brownstone, I only teach part-time.
I'm the judge of Miller's Court and that's why I'm such baller
Dumbest student that I teach is a Rhodes sch, sch, sch, scholar
Harold Koh, John Sexton, and Ruth Bader Ginsberg's daughter
All the civ pro that they know, you know, is only 'cause I taught it
I told Harvard, "Hahahaha. You can't have me nor can stop me."
'Cause I write my own rules. If I don't have one, I ad hoc it.
First I scared 'em then I taught 'em
Any law prof i will top 'em
'cause my students dance and sing when I teach the Erie Doctrine.
That's why I'm A. Mill
Yeah
My Emmy is here, my R.A. is there.
No one's life can be compared
With mine. It's not fair.
Hanky in my pocket square.
Scott Turow made me Perini. My T.A.s coffee me
when I'm teaching Civ Preezy.
I'm a writer, I'm a host, I'm a legendary prof, son.
You might have the treatise, but I'm it's [censored] author
Author, Arthur--no I'm not that Arthur
If my life's a movie, you know it'd win an Oscar.
I make a noise that's high pitch, I tell students, "Be quiet."
I'm an expert on what's private. I love watching Yankees pitch.
Have you seen CC pitch?
Yeah, not from my seats, kid.
All my students clerk, yeah, on the second circuit
Haha, yeah, sonny that's so rich
Good Morning America's Legal Correspondent
All your law profs might be called esquire but
I am a Commander of the British Empire
That's why they call me A. Mill. I'm slick
'Cause I got all A's, and my firm's sick, 'cause I learn quick
My eyebrows: thick, that's why prick.
A Mill.
And that's why I'm A. Mill.
