What happens when Stefano, the Italian aristocrat meets up with a hapless pizza chef whose restaurant has become infested with rats? Why, this parody song and video! Here are the lyrics as the tune is belted out pretty fast:

I see rats! (spoken)
I see vermin! (sung)
I see rats! (spoken)
I see vermin! (sung)
I see rats! (spoken)
I see vermin! (sung)
I see rats! (spoken)

Oh I see rats in my pizza,
Some rats in my pizza,
More rats in my pizza,
There's rats in my pizza,
The small furry creature,
Just came in to feast-a,
And I don't think I'll feast on pizza again!

How'd they get in here?
They're all in the kitchen,
Infesting my pizza;
Their ugly tails twitching,
Around they are worming,
The small little vermin,
And I don't think I'll feast on pizza again!

The revolting creature,
Is in my pizza!
I shouldn`t eat ya,
You`re in my,
Rats in my pizza,
There`s rats in my pizza,
There`s rats in my pizza,
There`s rats in my pizza,
There`s rats...
In my pizza,

Again!!!

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