We meet all the cars competing for the title of "Future of Transportation".
"Handicar" S18
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INTRO SEQUENCE -
Roughly following the form of Wacky Races intro we hear a Narrator speak over shitty 70s jazz.
NARRATOR
And here they are! The most daredevil group of shared ride drivers to ever whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races.
NARRATOR
Competing for the title, of 'The Future of Transportation'. The cars are approaching the starting line. First off is the Lift car, a ride sharing company out of San Francisco.
NARRATOR
Next up is the Zip car, a pay by the hour concept based on Chinese Bicycles.
NARRATOR
Maneuvering for position is a standard Taxi Cab driven by an angry Russian.
NARRATOR
Right behind is a Hummer salesman in his 2014 Hummer No Class.
NARRATOR
And there's ingenious inventor Elon Musk in his new Tesla D.
NARRATOR
Oh and here's the lovely Canadian actress Neve Cambell in the Canadian concept vehicle, the Queef.
She queefs into the receptor to make the car go.
NARRATOR
Powered completely on female natural gas.
NARRATOR
Next we have the Handicar with Timmy Burch. And there's the completely automated self driving car from Japan!
NARRATOR
Limping along last are those double dealing do badders Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley.
NARRATOR
And away they go! On the way out Wacky Races!
ON A TV - We see the race CONTINUE on CNN.
NARRATOR
And this live coverage of the event will be broadcast all morning, of course, on CNN.
INT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY
Stan's parents, Kyle's parents, and Kenny's parents are watching the race on CNN on the TV in the living room.
They are all in pajamas eating cereal. A box of captain crunch and a box of Frankenberry are on the coffee table along with a jug of milk.
KENNY'S DAD
Jesus... It's begun.
KYLE'S DAD
God help them all.
STAN'S DAD
All I know is... If Dastardly and Muttley are up to their old tricks there's gonna be a lot of violence today...
Stan's dad eats some cereal.
