A compilation of ways to lose or die in The Adventures of Willy Beamish (time stamps below), a 1991 game developed by Dynamix and published by Sierra. In this game you deal with the everyday troubles of a young boy as you use your frog Horny to win a frog jump contest so that you can enter a Nintari championship while solving a conspiracy. And like every young boy you must worry about horrible fates like drowning, military school, or being whisked away into the night by vampiric babysitters. Really.

My thanks to Jeff Cotten for suggesting this game.

To cut down on length I've grouped losses into the actions that lead to a specific game over with the game over scene occurring at the end of that segment, so some of these losses may not be in chronological order. I also excluded minor infractions that raise the trouble meter to cause the military school game over as there's no extra dialogue from maxing it.

MILITARY SCHOOL GAME OVERS
0:00 Insult Frick
1:05 Demand a better grade from Frick
1:31 Get sent to Frick's office three times
1:58 Don't go home after school (outside the house)
2:36 Ignore your mom after getting home (inside the house)
3:13 Push Brianna too high on the swings (possible on Day 1 and Day 3)
4:41 Be late to dinner (inside the house)
5:15 Be late to dinner (in the same room as your mom)
5:57 Be late to dinner (outside the house)
6:34 Take your report card after getting home and lie about having it
8:24 Stay up past bedtime (inside the house)
8:57 Don't go into the foyer on Day 2 when your mom calls (while inside the house)
9:31 Be late to dinner on Day 2 (in the same room as Alicia)
10:19 Be late to dinner on Day 2 (inside the house)
10:45 Military School Game Over

11:05 Duffy runs away because you neglected him

11:43 Stay out too late (Day 1 or Day 3)

HOSPITAL GAME OVERS
12:25 Fake illness in class, end up in the hospital
14:05 Say the wrong thing to Spider
15:17 Tell Spider off
15:48 Try giving Spider money
16:03 Try giving Spider anything besides money or the comic book
16:13 Hospital Variant Game Over

16:28 Give Spider the comic book without taking the No Smoking sign

16:52 Take both coins from the fountain

17:28 Take too long to deal with the vampire bat

JUMPED BY A GANG GAME OVERS
18:15 Cross the ferry after 7pm (or linger in any place until 7pm)
18:30 Gang introduction, try to run
19:36 Use the wrench on the hydrant before throwing the smoke bomb
19:42 Thrown the ninja star at the gang
19:52 Take too long to act after throwing the smoke bomb
20:10 Take too long after spraying water at the gang
20:34 Don't run to Tootsweet HQ
20:57 I'm impressed they can catch a ninja star while engulfed in smoke...
21:16 Say the wrong thing to the Japanese tourists
21:48 Jumped by a Gang Game Over

ARRESTED GAME OVERS
22:03 Take too long to deal with Louis Stoole
22:20 Linger in the office after using the plunger on Louis
22:38 Call Shirley for a good time
23:00 Take too long to deal with the security guard
23:06 Throw red ants on the security guard
23:31 Throw flies on the security guard
23:56 Use the wrong hypnotic phrase on the security guard
24:30 Linger in the office after hypnotizing the security guard
25:05 Take too long to give the lottery ticket to Burt
25:34 Take too long to grab the nudie calendar
25:51 Arrested Game Over

FROG JUMP FAILURE GAME OVERS
26:01 Miss the Frog Jump Contest
26:09 Take too long to give your entry form to the judge
26:35 Feed flies to Turbofrog
27:03 Feed Horny Slam Dunk Cola and win the contest
28:05 Lose the Contest & Failure Game Over

FROG LEGS GAME OVERS
28:31 Take too long to rescue Horny
28:49 Enter the Sludgeworks without rescuing Horny

DROWNED GAME OVERS
29:37 Touch the armor without muffling the sound
29:45 Ignore the parrot
29:56 Say the wrong thing to the parrot
30:38 Enter the room Leona and Louis are in
30:53 Take the tablecloth without moving the cup
31:05 Take anything else off the table
31:11 Drowned Game Over

DROWNING VARIANT GAME OVER
31:29 Caught by the chef (minor variants)
32:03 Drowning Variant Game Over
32:32 Take too long to free the frogs & Drowning Variant Game Over (minor dialogue change when grabbed by Louis)

33:39 Take too long to rescue your dad (the happy music isn't helping)

PROCESSED INTO TOOTSWEET GAME OVER
33:56 Take too long to act or try to leave the Sludgeworks
34:21 Let the guards reach you
34:38 Press the lever too quickly
34:57 Take too long to use the controls
35:05 Enter the code "FARM"
35:11 Caught by the guards
35:25 Knocked unconscious by a hat
35:55 Run to Stanley
36:12 Dodge the hat and ignore it
36:43 Hat throwing fail
37:02 Take too long to jump to the raised platform
37:33 Dumped into processing from the tram
37:45 Processed into Tootsweet Game Over

37:59 Rise of the Dragon Game Over

38:21 Twilight Zone Game Over

39:17 Finale
40:06 Take too long to deal with Leona and Louis
40:15 Miss with the yo-yo
40:29 Take too long to flush the sludge
41:01 Bad Ending - Gordon and Willy drowned in sludge

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