This Friday Rub clip features Jim, Duke, Garry, Chief and Damo with this week’s version of Ship Off. Jim’s just glad that he’s not in it this week, but first on the chopping block is the under 20s international rugby. Cue Jim’s laughing – he can’t believe how off broadway he’s going with the first one, to the point, that he must have got this information from someone else. Australia played South Africa, and was summarily humiliated by a faster, stronger team. So Chief ships off the South African team. It’s an odd one to start off with, and they hope it goes up from here. Next is Boris Becker. In his autobiography, he talks about the feud between Novak Djokovic and Roger Federer, saying that Federer can’t be as nice as he appears to be, and even suggests he may have made less if we saw more of his true feelings. Chief’s response? Maybe if Boris paid less time gobbing off in his book and more time coaching Novak, he wouldn’t have got wiped off the face of the Earth in the French Open final. So Boris? SHIP OFF! Colin Cowherd comes next – a top journo for ESPN, who said that Matthew Dellavedova may be the worst player in NBA history to get minutes in a final. Given what he’s done over the first 4 games, Colin can ship the f… f… fruit off. And finally, a very good friend of Triple M football, Campbell Brown makes an appearance. He is swimming the English channel very soon, and has to put a bunch of kilos on. So this week, he complained that he didn’t like what he saw in the mirror. But Chief reckons that he should never have liked what he saw in the mirror. And worse still, Brownie went on to state the bleeding obvious that as long as he kept one arm in front of the over, he would eventually finish the swim. So for those two comments, and for being a hairy, short, midget Ewok, Campbell Brown can ship… ship… and keep shipping. Jim was right, and he was safe, though Chief still calls him a tool bag, and confesses he wanted to put Wolf in for his green cardigan. Duke has another good look at it, and also says he has not done a colour palette like Jim has. His view on the cardigan is that it’s a “one wear job,” where you wear it, “shoot the lights out with it,” and then get rid of it. But it gets worse. Damo chimes in and says that Garry actually pulls it off, prompting Chief to ask if Damo would ever get his tongue out of Garry’s ass. And even I’m with him on this one. Honestly, he deserves to be clubbed. He just loves the Wolf. Jim describes the styling as Starsky and Hutch 70s, while Wokka says it’s quite fetching.
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