This month: Abyss broke Foley's picture by accident. Tracy and Christy in a Playboy bunny match. Kong is now just another wrestler. Lacey Von Erich joins the Beautiful People. Team 3D continues cutting great promos. Lashley is dangerous. A no thumbtack Monster's Ball match. Angle puts a 30k bounty on Eric Young's head. Amazing Red beats Joe for the X Division title in the biggest upset in the history of TNA. Young offers Nash double to take out Hernandez. No one just hits a move and pins someone on iMPACT! There is another episode of Global iMPACT! Giant Bernard has improved. Lashley has negative charisma following The Pope. Don West is back to manage Red. Bryan is amazed by a nerd in the crowd. Angle has not yet fully evolved and looks primitive; he has a great 20 minute match with AJ. Abyss and Foley in point/counter point. Eric Young wins the Legends Championship. A Full Metal Mayhem match at Bound for Glory. The ref fucks Joe over in the Lashley match. Vinny approves of the Abyss Foley match then retracts it shortly after. Sting puts over AJ and teases retirement...again lol. Why is the Mafia done? Why does management want Angle gone? AJ Daniels and Joe in a 3 way rematch at Turning Point. Nash pins Daniels. Desmond Wolfe debuts and gets called out by Angle. Bryan has an issue with the dangerous stunts in TNA and with how they fail in execution. TNA has now dropped the ball with Tomko, Hernandez, Morgan, Lashley, countless others and Bryan predicts Wolfe is next. He is correct. Lee Harvey Oswald was a conspiracy theorist. Bully Ray kills Sabin. Steiner has a big surprise for Krystal. Hermie Sadler interviews Red and Don. The British Invasion are suspended for the DQ in the cage match but show up anyway. Eric Young renames the Legends title the Global title. AJ is a bad actor. Stevie and Abyss have another battle. The after match attack is most important. Foley attacks Stevie for some reason. Homicide robs Don West. Bryan is upset at the finish of Wolfe and Angle. Be very careful what you wish you for Bryan. The Hulk Hogan signing press conference.
