original version combined with outtake version
LYRICS:
(*Sigh* This fuckin...
I don't know what, um
It's beatin' me down
I feel...
I'm done being sad-
"Oh my phone makes me sad, awww!"
who cares
um...
I've lost.)
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Get your fucking hands up
Get out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah
Am i going crazy? Maybe, maybe not
Swore I had a point to make, but i forgot.
Edit all the time
(um...)
You don't wanna play right now
You don't wanna wake up, you don't wanna live
Tell me what you feel right now
Tell me what you're feelin right now
Get your fucking hands up
Get out of your seats
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?
It's almost over, it's just begun
Don't overthink this, look in my eye
Don't be scared, don't be shy
Come on in, the water's fine
We're going to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody, ooh
We're going to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Ey, come on, get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah
Heads down, pray for me
Heads down, now, pray for me
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
(You wanna hear a funny story? *applause*
So, uh... Five years ago, I quit
performing
live
comedy,
because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage,
which is not a good place to
have them. *laughter*
So I... I quit.
And I didn't perform for five years, and I spent that time
trying to improve myself mentally.
And you know what?
I did! I got better!
I got so much better,
in fact, that in January of
2020,
I thought, "You know what? I should
start performing again.
I've been
hiding from the world,
and I need to
re-enter."
And then,
the funniest thing happened... *laughter*)
Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?
It's almost over, it's just begun
Don't overthink this, look in my eye
Don't be scared, don't be shy
Come on in, the water's fine
You say the ocean's rising—like I give a shit
You said our whole world's ending—honey, it already did
You're not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried
Got it? Good, now get inside
We're going to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody oh
We're going to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows
C'mon, Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me,
Hey, come on
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seats
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah
Heads down, pray for us
Heads down now, pray for us
Heads down, pray for us
Heads down now
Get your fucking hands up (Are you feeling nervous?)
Get on out of your seat (Are you having fun?)
All eyes on me, all eyes on me (It's almost over)
Yeah, fuckin' (It's just begun)
Don't overthink this (You don't wanna play right now)
Look in my eye (You don't wanna, you don't wanna)
Don't be scared, don't be shy (You don't wanna play right now)
Come on in, the water's fine. (Yeah right now)
We're going to go (Don't be scared now)
Where everybody knows (Look in my eye)
Everybody knows (Don't be scared, Don't be shy)
Everybody oh (Come on in, the water's fine)
We're going to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows (Everybody)
You say the ocean's rising (We're going to go)
like I give a shit (Where everybody knows)
You say the whole world's ending (Everybody knows)
i thought it already did (Everybody)
Get your fuckin hands up (It's only a problem)
Get on out of your seat (When you go outside)
All eyes on me, All eyes on me (Got it? Good, now get inside)
(Ready, fuckin')
We're going to go (Get your fuckin hands up)
Where everybody knows (Get on out of your seat)
Everybody knows (All eyes on me, all eyes on me)
Everybody oh (Hey, come on)
Heads down (We're going to go)
Pray for me, heads down (where everybody knows)
Pray for me (Everybody knows)
Hands down (C'mon, Get your fuckin' hands up)
Pray for me (Get on out of your seats)
Heads down now, pray for me (All Eyes On Me, All eyes on me)
I said, get your fucking hands up
get on out of your seats (Get up!)
All eyes on me, all eyes on me (Get up!)
(I'm talking to you—get the FUCK UP!)
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Hey, c'mon, get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah
Come on, heads down, pray for me
Heads down now, pray for me
I said, get your fucking hands up
Get... [*laughs*]
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
