What's with all the giant guns?

If I did not directly ask for it, I would be holding my head in my hands and asking the Gods why. The crazy bastards did it again. Only worse. A lot worse. Thankfully this time it was actually a request. The Emperor however was not so... enthusiastic as I was. He stood next to me, his concubines hiding behind his regal form in terror at the human starship sitting in drydock in front of us.

It looked like a... Well... since it is likely humans will read this, the ship is a slightly fancier version of the Imperial Gladiator Class cruiser. Only in the standard Terran Union color pattern and ballistic or railguns instead of... what were those called... Turbolasers? Doesn't matter. They probably have those turbolaser things around somewhere. I wouldn't be surprised at this point.

Crazy apes.

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