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Featuring:
0:00 How did this happen?
0:02 Quarks 'n stuff
0:05 It's a star
0:10 Space dust
0:12 Even crazier space dust
0:16 Now the moon
0:19 That's land
0:22 Something's alive in the ocean
0:27 Now you can eat sunlight
0:31 Taste the sun
0:34 It's the Cambrian explosion
0:41 No. The sun is a deadly laser
0:46 Not anymore there's a blanket
0:50 Have babies
0:52 Bye-bye ocean
0:56 And the dinosaurs are gone
1:03 That's a human person
1:07 Ice age
1:09 Not anymore
1:11 Guess what happens next?
1:15 Society
1:20 Bronze
1:21 Egypt
1:24 China (1)
1:26 Indus river valley civilization
1:30 Norte Chico
1:33 Greeks
1:34 China (2)
1:35 New arrivals in India, maybe it's those horse people I was talking about, or their cousins or something
1:50 And they wrote some hymns and mantra's 'n stuff
1:57 Now the Phoenicians can get down to business
2:02 And they believe in God
2:06 It's the Persian empire
2:11 Time to conquer all of India
2:19 Most of India
2:25 Merchants probably
2:27 And they've got spices
2:31 Brand new road to the world
2:37 Get there on water
2:40 China is whole again
2:46 Then it broke again
2:51 Hell yeah, now we've got business
2:56 Is loving Jesus legal yet?
3:01 Main rival
3:03 It's the golden age of India
3:12 Barbarians
3:14 The Mayans have figured out the stars
3:22 Back together
3:26 Bigger and there's more of them
3:30 Intermission
3:32 New kingdoms all over Europe
3:36 Islamic golden age
3:40 It's the Seljuk Turks
3:43 Crusade
3:45 Hello Toltecs
3:48 Hello Mississippi
3:52 Africa
3:55 Ding [I know it should be 'Ming', out of context it sounded like 'Ding', sorry about that]
3:56 Well I guess we'll have to find another way to India
4:08 Sugar
4:10 Me
4:11 But he came back
4:14 Many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make alot of products real fast
4:31 Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now
4:39 Technology is about to go crazy
4:45 Hawaï
4:46 Cuba
4:48 Communism in the Soviet Union
4:53 Jewish people a place to live
5:00 Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey
5:07 That's World War Two
5:11 World peace
5:13 Sike! They both get angrier
5:18 And the ocean is full of plastic
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It's not perfect but it was worth a shot and lots of fun to make.
(Sorry about the sound quality of the original.)
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SPECS
Music notation software: Sibelius 6.0
Audio merge: Audacity
Sound font: Some online midi-to-mp3-converter that doesn't seem to exist anymore
Movie: Windows Movie Maker
Transcription: my ears®
