NO NEED TO LISTEN
By: Blade (Angry Young Man)
It is important to disregard what your parents want you to do. For example, if they say don’t play with matches or a lighter, you must do the exact opposite. Here is the reason why. You are bored. You need excitement, so you play with a lighter and burn the house down. Talk about excitement. There will be fire trucks. There will be police cars. There will be investigators. This is going to be a big story at school tomorrow. This happened in Oceanside in the Eastside area on Monday evening, February 23, 2015 to a girl who was playing with a lighter in her room. First, papers went up, then curtains, then get the hell out. There are other examples. Have sex, be 14 and have a baby. More excitement. Drop out of school and work at McDonalds for 40 years or until your feet blow up, whichever happens first. How about joining ISIS, let them know you are Christian, and get your head chopped off. Who wants to think things through when you can just do stupid shit?
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