Should your anus ever be probed by the government?
You own your body. Therefore you have a right to do with it as you please. The War on Drugs is really a war on your liberty and the police enforcing drug laws are actually the outlaw mercenaries violating your liberty. There is no authority in the Constitution for the government to tell you what you can do with yourself.
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