10 Reasons to Absolutely Love the Wonderful Hate Skateboard Crew and Associates.
1. You are most likely better at skateboarding than we are.
2. Are combined physical weight is something like a quarter ton.
3. We absolutely have no idea who our elected representatives are, and we like it that way.
4. Sometimes we actually get up in the morning.
5. We love Japan. We think it's like totally awesome.
6. In the 90's we were fully engulfed in the radical concept of being "alternative".
7. We love you to.
8. We know some sort-of "famous" people.
9. Skateboarding needs losers like us to make the "cool kids" look cool.
10. We are almost ready to deal with the idea that the earth is not flat. We'll let you know when we're "totally" ready.
