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👇 THE JOKE 👇

Little Johnny was sitting in class, behind a girl named Sally...

The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?"

Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!"

The teacher says, "Yes Sally, God did create the Earth."

Sally sits down.

Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?"

Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!"

The teacher says, "Yes Sally, you will go to heaven after you live a good life."

Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her...

Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turned around.

Then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?"

Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time, and Sally jumps, turns around and says...

"If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it... "

and the teacher faints.


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