In this episode we explore an absolute clusterfuck of plant morphology, observing multiple unrelated lineages of plants that all look astonishingly similar. We also take a look at how California literalists make satire impossible and how Spanish Moss makes one refrain from killing specific individuals that they might otherwise consider killing.  Midway through, we witness a butterfly three-some occurring in a curtain of Tillandsia. The episode ends when a 9-Banded Armadillo tries to give us plague, credit debt and leprosy. 


Abutilon trisulcatum 

Fleischmannia incarnata 

Chromolaena odorata 

Ulmus crassifolia 

Leucaena pulverulenta 

Tillandsia usneoides 

Senegalia greggii 

Malpighia glabra

Cocculus diversifolius

Sabal mexicana



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