Good Excuses For Missing Practice
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Good Excuses for Missing Practice:
In soccer, there are always things you'd rather not do because their hard and there is a good chance your lazy.
Therefore, use these good excuses for not going somehwoere:
Sorry, I don't think I am going to be able to today, my sister's friend's mother's cousin's goldfish just passed away. And as you could imagine, it was tragic.
I have Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea…
My pet rock died and the funeral service is that same time as conditioning practice…
Whew, that line at Starbucks was the longest I've ever experienced…
Sorry, I usually do not go out on days that end with the letter "y".
Do a skill, but fall funny and then say Oh, I'm looking for my contact…"
Sorry, I have an eye problem and won't be able to. “What eye problem?” EYE just can't SEE myself doing that today…
I have multiple personalities and I don't feel like this one should have to do it…
My alarm didn't go off, because I didn't set one…
I couldn't find my soccer ball… my socks… my cleats… my shorts… my jersey… my motivation to get here on time…
I've definitely been at practice this entire time, you just didn't notice that I was here…
I can't, I woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it by showing up for practice…
Sorry I'm late, I spent too much time trying to come up with an excuse on why I couldn't come, but nothing came to mind...
I'm traumatized because there was a huge spider in my home and I just think I need some time at home to be able to get over it…
Sorry coach, there was a ton of traffic, even though I only live 2 miles away from the field.
Ahhhhhhh, coach, my hamstring….
I got lost on my way. Too bad they haven't invented a GPS app on my phone yet…
I didn't do it because I didn't want the other players on my team to look bad…
I definitely got tripped on that one and did not fall over because of my clumsy self…
Sorry, but I can't do anything for the next few hours. I am allowing my food to digest. You can never play it too safe!
I'm really sorry, but the locks on the doors in my house were just changed and I couldn't figure out how to get out…
Sorry, my favorite commercial was on tv and I just couldn't pull myself away....
It's a tough economy… I was too hungry… I was too full… I was too tired… I slipped… I wore the wrong type of cleats for this field… The weather was terrible…
It's my genetics is why I am not good at soccer - it is definitely not the fact that my competitors work harder than me and learn more about how to get better at soccer than me by reading the book soccer positions using the link in the description below…
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