୨୧ BENEFITS:
eggtopia’s mini booster ♡︎
• see results at the speed of 999,999,999,999,999 googolplexian times in planck’s time
• law of attraction booster for extremely fast, full, + permanent results, detachment, ease of consciousness, manifest effortlessly, etc
• self-love, positivity, overall physical/mental/spiritual health booster :)
- be accepted to your desired job / career / internship position; receive acceptance emails & phone calls from any and all jobs / careers / internships you applied to
- have a stand-out portfolio / résumé / curriculum vitae / cover letter; be the most impressive candidate for your desired job / career / internship
- give the best job / career / internship interview that guarantees your hiring at your new desired position
- completely be + embody the highest-performing, #1 employee / intern at your desired job / career / internship
- be your boss’s favorite employee / intern; all of the managers / advisors / directors / authoritative staff adore you as a colleague; everyone always stands up for you & supports you at your desired job / career / internship
- always be given endless praise, awards, & accolades for being your desired job / career / internship’s best employee / intern to ever exist
- always have first pick to the best parking spots, desks, & any and all other employee / intern amenities offered by your desired job / career / internship
- have the smoothest move-in + transferring process; be given endless welcoming gifts on your first day
- afford office supplies, electronics, uniforms / professional wear, etc at a 999,999,999,999,999% off discounted price
- be paid 999,999,999,999,999 monetary units at your desired job / career / internship; have 999,999,999,999,999% financial freedom + liberation in any and all aspects of your life
- have the extremely best benefits as an employee / intern at your desired job / career / internship (affordable health insurance, paid leave / vacation, tuition reimbursement, 401-k investment plan, company equity, employee incentives, development training, etc)
- be completely free of any immune to any all forms of anxiety, depression, stress, sleep deprivation, & burnout brought on by work at your desired job / career / internship
