A Geordie, A Giant, A Boxer, An American & A small viking get covered in brown because they paid to do it.
Will they regret it? Will they remember it? Will they conquer the tough of mud? Or will they discover that the real tough mudder was the friends they made along the way. I have no idea what I'm talking about at the best of times I have no idea why you decided to read this but you know, you do you. Tell you what you read this long so I'll give you a lifechanging fact because you read this far. Ok?
There was this bloke who survived going over Niagara falls in a barrel but died after cutting his leg slipping on an orange peel. it got infected and he died. Do you have any idea how cruel fate has to be for that to happen? Jeez. It's crazy. Anyway.
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