HEY MARIO, THAT BIG OL 500 POUND SUMBITCH
BOWSER TOOK THE DAMN PRINCESS AND USED
ALL THE STAR POWER TO PUT EVERYONE IN
PAINTINGS
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS INSIDE THOSE PAINTINGS
AND RECOVER THE STARS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF
JUMPIN *what* A LITTLE BIT OF PUNCHIN *what*
AND A LITTLE BIT OF ASS WHOOPIN *what* TO
SAVE PRINCESS PEACH
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE
TOAD SAID SO
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