The story of Mr Johnson is well known throughout the world, as much as Trump is. Never before have we had such pure bawlitics going on between two of the biggest super powers in the world.
This right here is an ode to the gentleman with weirdly bright hair that currently controls the UK and is screwing up a Prime ministers term more than anyone else could have, pissing off the queen to top it.
It's a weird time to be alive, so extra opportunity for someone like me to take advantage.
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