Credit to Cai Linn for the title.

Yes, I can't sing. No, I don't care. This is the kind of thing that Twitter Memes are made of. I'm not sorry.

LYRICS:
Night - embrace her cheesy delights, tonight.

In time you shall order, you'll place that big order

Behold as our pizza comes fresh to your door!

Tonight, step from your porch to the light, tonight.

Rise high, high like our fresh pizza dough,

Roll it out, nice and wide, we needn’t hide.

Pizza - free with our rewards card,

Open the door, close our eyes, we smell fresh pizza.

Fire, born of the flames of desire, this fire.

Give in to the hunger, give in to the hunger.

Cast off inhibition, let passion run wild.

Desire - authentic brick-oven fired, desire.

Rise high, high above our rivals -

Fuck Pizza Hut, Fuck Domino's, they ain't got shit -

Pizza - free with our rewards card,

Open the door, close our eyes, deliver pizza.


PS: TATI GET OUT OF THE PIZZA

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