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LYCRIS

Welcome home
I’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone.
Say hello to a new status quo.
Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn, turn the TV ON!-AH.
Camera, speed, rolling in.. 3,2,1-
Welcome to the show

Top of the hour, we’re discussing a certain has been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence.
Did anybody listen!?
Did anybody notice?!
More on tonight’s program, SO the radio demon is back in town
Why’s he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family??
Well handily I’ve got good news-
He’s a LOSER, a fossil and I don’t mean to sound hostile but the demon is a COWARD!
You can take that as gospel
Playing my viewers impossible
I’m visual! He’s barely audible.
Stop giving him the time of day!
Don’t listen to a word he’d say
I hope he had a nice vacay, but HE SHOULD’VE STAYED AWAY.
While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video.
Now his medium is getting bloody rare.
Hell’s been better since he split.
Where’s he been?
Who gives a SHIT-!?

Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes i know it’s been a while since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast.
Sinner rejoice!

WHAT A DATED VOICE!

Instead of a cloud chasing mediocre video podcast

COME ON!

Is Vox insecure?

Pursuing allure putting between this bad and that nothing’s working?

IGNORE HIS CHIRPING.

Everyday he’s got a new format.

YOU’RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE! HE’S THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT.

Is Vox as strong as he purports or is it based on his support?
He’d be powerless without the other V’s.

Oh PLEASE!

And here is the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team- (HOLD ON-)
I said no and now he’s pissy, that’s the tea!

YOU OLD- TINY PRICK.
I’LL SHOW YOU SUFFERING-

Uh oh… TV is buffering~

I’LL DESTROY YOU-UO-U-UU-

I’m afraid you’ve lost your signal!

Let’s begin.. I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone.
Tune on in..
When I’m done.
Your status quo will know it’s raced its run.
Oh this will be FUN…
MmmwahahahahahAHHA

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