Felipe Esparza • Part 2 • They're Not Gonna Laugh At You: We all have ugly friends, look around you, someone had to drive us here at the last minute • I had a girl tell me if you were to lose 35 pounds, you'd be kind of cute," I said, "Man, if I did all of that, I'd be over there talking to your friends • Ladies, I know I am not a hot guy, I'm what you ladies call rebound material, this is what you get on a night someone ruins your life, "I am captain save-a-ho" • I got stretch marks on my stomach, now when I take off my t-shirt, I tell women that I was attacked by a mountain lion, You should've seen this cat • You know it's time to lose weight when a girl starts sucking your breasts • This is a turn-off-the-lights body, this is a tell-no-body • If I ever had the chance for a threesome, I'm gonna have a meeting with those girls, "All right, listen up, ladies, one of you guys here might not get a turn • I got the situation stomach right here, actually more like a repercussion • It's hard to lose weight I'm latino, we cook with lard, I had a heart attack when I was 12.

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