Official music video for Try Not To Laugh by Z-FLO.
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Producer: @dappchannel
Cast: @yo_its_chlo & @themorningaftercrew

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LYRICS:

Verse 1:

Yo.
My dick bent like a boomerang.
My dangalang, it swang like an orangutan,
My nuts hang, like car keys, they dangling,
Small penis, I could bang a wedding ring,

Like Skrillex… Get it? Bangarang,
You still laughing cause my dick shaped like a candy cane,
I love Chinese people, I never understand a thang,
All I hear is “Ping pow, 5 dollar, and changaling"

My cat’s lost, they told me he went that-a-way,
I whacked off to Teletubbies on Saturday,
On Sunday, I do it to Grey’s Anatomy
And wiped the TV down with my sister’s pads on Splatter Day.

CHORUS:
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me because
'Cause I'm a funny nigga
'Cause I'm a funny nigga (2x)

Verse 2:

Fat Nigga, so whatcha making?
I’ll eat a big ass butter biscuit with a side of bacon
I’ll go skydiving naked holding a pound of cake and
Pass gas on a pancake hoping my ass will bake it

I'll use a strap-on chicken leg for penetration
Add a cup of grape Kool-Aid with it for lubrication
Rapunzel! Nigga ugly.
McDonald’s. Chicken Nuggets.

I saw a chick, super duper thick,
Fat nose, chalupa lips,
But she smokes weed, she got them dookie lips,
She got that Young Thug “Pass me the Hookah” lips,

Fucknuggets, donkey butt,
Donkey Kong, Monkey nuts,
Faggot Magnet, she got that booty dew,
Cause her stomach sticks out further than her booty do,

CHORUS

Verse 3:

Now, I had a chick call me handsome
And what I’m about to say next is random,
I called Ghostbusters, paid them a ransom,
'Cause she so skinny she had the ass of a phantom,

It’s nonexistent, what you whining for?
'Cause that ass is extinct like a dinosaur,
Triceratops, a horn dog,
But her back straight, like a corn dog,

Hoooah! Rick Ross,
—— Shubbedee wubbedee dick floss,
Yo, I turn up like a vegetable....

....Titty Sprinkles.

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