The esteemed Donald Trump honors himself in celebration of his 100th birthday! Here are all the amazing things he's done, and detailed plans on how he'll change the universe.
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LYRICS:

I WAS BORN INTO A HUMBLE
LITTLE FAMILY IN QUEENS
BOTH MY PARENTS BARELY HAD THE MEANS
TO FEED US RICE AND BEANS

IN MY TEENS I WAS THE LEADER OF
A GANG TO DO SOME GOOD
AND THE PEOPLE SOON WOULD KNOW ME AS
THE NEW YORK ROBIN HOOD

THEN ONE FATEFUL NIGHT MY FATHER WAS
JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET
WHEN HE HAPPENED ON A DUFFEL BAG
ABANDONED AT HIS FEET

AND WITHIN THAT BAG HE FOUND SOMETHING
THAT STILL GIVES ME THE CHILLS, MY DAD
WAS THRILLED TO FIND IT FILLED UP
WITH ONE MILLION DOLLAR BILLS!

IN HIS WISDOM DADDY GAVE THE MILLION
DOLLARS STRAIGHT TO ME
CAUSE HE KNEW THAT IN MY BIG HANDS
WAS THE SAFEST IT COULD BE

NOW I WANTED TO BUY PROPERTY
TO HELP MY WALLET FATTEN
SOMETHING PERFECT FOR CONSTRUCTION
LAND I WOULDN’T HAVE TO FLATTEN
SO…
I BOUGHT AN ISLAND FROM THE INDIANS
AND I CALLED IT…
MANHATTAN!

BECAUSE I’M
DONALD TRUMP
THE ONE,
THE DONALD TRUMP
I’M WORTH HUGE HUGE SUM
PLEASE RISE FOR DONALD TRUMP

THEN MY FRIENDS ALL CAME TO ME TO SEEK
ADVICE, OR TO BE BLESSED
AND I REALIZED IT WAS WRONG
TO KEEP THIS HIDDEN FROM THE REST

SO I STARTED A T.V. SHOW
WHERE MY BRILLIANCE COULD BE SHARED
AND OF COURSE IT WAS THE HUGEST SHOW
THAT EVER HAD BEEN AIRED

PEOPLE COULDN’T GET ENOUGH OF ME
WITH RATINGS OFF THE CHARTS
BUT I SOON GOT BORED AND QUIT THE SHOW
WHICH BROKE A BILLION HEARTS

THERE WERE RIOTS IN THE STREETS AS PEOPLE
BEGGED ME TO COME BACK
EVERY CITIZEN BELIEVED THAT I
COULD SET THINGS BACK ON TRACK

BUT THEY DIDN’T SIMPLY WANT ME
AS AN ICON ON THE SCREEN
PEOPLE KNEW I WAS THE GREATEST
LEADER THAT HAD EVER BEEN

THE ENTIRE COUNTRY CAME
AND STARTED BANGING AT THE GATES
DEMANDING TRUMP AS THEIR NEXT
PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES!

BECAUSE I’M
DONALD TRUMP
THE ONE,
THE DONALD TRUMP
I’M WORTH HUGE HUGE SUM
PLEASE RISE FOR DONALD TRUMP

AS THE PRESIDENT I MADE OUR
COUNTRY’S PROBLEMS GO AWAY
BUILDING WALLS AND MAKING SURE
THAT ONLY MEXICO WOULD PAY

I GOT BORED AND STARTED THINKING
LIKE A TRUE ENTREPRENEUR
I HAD MADE AMER’CA GREAT AGAIN
SO WHY NOT GO GREATER

SO I HAD US HOP ACROSS THE WALL
INVADING ALL BELOW
ALL OF SOUTH AMER’CA WELCOMED ME
NOT ONE OF THEM SAID NO

WE FELT BAD ABOUT OUR NEIGHBORS
UP IN CANADA AND SO
WE INVADED THERE AS WELL
AND SO AMERICA DID GROW

BUT THEN COUNTRIES ROUND THE WORLD
BEGAN TO SEE HOW GREAT I WAS
THEY WERE JEALOUS AND INSISTED
THAT THEY JOIN ME IN MY CAUSE

THE ENTIRE PLANET CAME A FIN’LLY
REAL’ZED WHAT I’M WORTH
AND SO ELECTED ME TO BE THE ONLY
PRESIDENT OF EARTH

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