third attempt jfc
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please tweet this to frank wowie okay thanks
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feel free to use these memes in your crack videos if frank doesn't watch this
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dear frank,
i have been subscribed since you were at 49k subscribers. i’ve stuck with you since then. you’ve followed me on my old instagram and liked a few photos. recently, i’ve been in five emo musical.ly videos on your channel, and you’ve never cringed at me. i was the one who made the two minute video of you saying, “don’t eat soap.” i’ve never eaten soap (except for when my mom made me when i was like seven). i have to apologize for this: you know that audio where it plays soap and has you saying "don't eat soap" in the background? i made it. i made it so people WOULDN'T eat soap. thank you for always being there, and my apologies for accidentally causing soap eating.

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