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Everybody, DO THE MARIO!
Written, Arranged, Performed and Edited by me
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LYRICS:
(LETSA GO)
(OKEY DOKEY!)
M:
Hey, Luigi time to bring the pain!
That thing wants to end both of our games!
Let's be cautious and plan our advance
'Til you're ready, DO THE MARIO DANCE!
L:Way ahead of you, bro!
M:Luigi!
L:If there's one thing I know...
M:Watch carefully!
L:It's how to bust some heads while also bustin' a groove!
M:Let's see it, bro!
L:
First you swing your arms from side to side
Pretend you're not always terrified!
Move and let the rhythm be your guide
Now you're prepped to COMMIT HOMICIDE.
M:This thing looks weak to jumps!
L:Jump it, right!
M: Or maybe hammer bumps...
L:C'mon, let's fight!
M: So let's team up and hit it hard with a Brothers move!
L:
Yeah! Letsa go!
M: Get on my back, now! Or was it yours?
L: I can't climb you, get down on all fours!
M: Ouch! Luigi! Get off of my ear!
L: You sure you know what we're doing here?
M: That didn't work so good!
L: Messed it up!
M: Maybe you and I should
L: Not fast enough!
M: Dance for a little bit longer and try to improve!
L: Bro, show your stuff!
M:
Swing your arms from side to side, let's go!
Everybody do the Mario!
Brush up on your timing and commands!
Our fates rest within your gloved hands!
M:
If you can't whack its face
L:
Out of luck
M:
We'll both be stuck in place
L:
Like sitting ducks!
M: While it attacks us mercilessly, so say your prayers!
L: That sure sounds rough...
L:
Think, Luigi, gotta psych him out
Normal moves won't work at all, no doubt
Gotta hit 'em with a move so strange
They won't dodge it, even from long range!
L: I don't think I should climb..
M: Hmm, I see...
L: So how about this time
M: What'll it be?
L: I hit you with my hammer, and we can go from there!
M: You're hittin' ME?
MARIO hits Luigi with the hammer.
M : OOF! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
L: It's a combo attack!
M: So what's the next-a part of the combo? You hit me again?!
L: Um..yeah...
M: You wanna fight-a you brother? OKIE-DOKEY.
L: Mario???
*the two fight in a dust cloud while screaming out italian slang*
M: A dootable datoe hatati bato focabiccibi!
L: Heberebetatatode dootable dada bato nota!
M/L: Ah...Mama Mia...
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