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Everybody, DO THE MARIO!


Written, Arranged, Performed and Edited by me
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LYRICS:
(LETSA GO)
(OKEY DOKEY!)

M:
Hey, Luigi time to bring the pain!
That thing wants to end both of our games!
Let's be cautious and plan our advance
'Til you're ready, DO THE MARIO DANCE!

L:Way ahead of you, bro!

M:Luigi!

L:If there's one thing I know...

M:Watch carefully!

L:It's how to bust some heads while also bustin' a groove!

M:Let's see it, bro!

L:
First you swing your arms from side to side
Pretend you're not always terrified!
Move and let the rhythm be your guide
Now you're prepped to COMMIT HOMICIDE.

M:This thing looks weak to jumps!

L:Jump it, right!

M: Or maybe hammer bumps...

L:C'mon, let's fight!

M: So let's team up and hit it hard with a Brothers move!

L:
Yeah! Letsa go!

M: Get on my back, now! Or was it yours?

L: I can't climb you, get down on all fours!

M: Ouch! Luigi! Get off of my ear!

L: You sure you know what we're doing here?

M: That didn't work so good!

L: Messed it up!

M: Maybe you and I should

L: Not fast enough!

M: Dance for a little bit longer and try to improve!

L: Bro, show your stuff!

M:
Swing your arms from side to side, let's go!
Everybody do the Mario!
Brush up on your timing and commands!
Our fates rest within your gloved hands!

M:
If you can't whack its face

L:
Out of luck

M:
We'll both be stuck in place

L:
Like sitting ducks!

M: While it attacks us mercilessly, so say your prayers!

L: That sure sounds rough...

L:
Think, Luigi, gotta psych him out
Normal moves won't work at all, no doubt
Gotta hit 'em with a move so strange
They won't dodge it, even from long range!

L: I don't think I should climb..

M: Hmm, I see...

L: So how about this time

M: What'll it be?

L: I hit you with my hammer, and we can go from there!

M: You're hittin' ME?

MARIO hits Luigi with the hammer.

M : OOF! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

L: It's a combo attack!

M: So what's the next-a part of the combo? You hit me again?!

L: Um..yeah...

M: You wanna fight-a you brother? OKIE-DOKEY.

L: Mario???

*the two fight in a dust cloud while screaming out italian slang*

M: A dootable datoe hatati bato focabiccibi!

L: Heberebetatatode dootable dada bato nota!

M/L: Ah...Mama Mia...

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