The Jester By Enter Shikari
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Simmer down ladies and gentlemen simmer down
You're acting rather irresponsibly right now
Damn you all
Hold your horses steady now
'Cause we're floating precariously
And therefore furthermore
Frivolously on tectonic plates
And everything we stand on
And everything we stand for
Is rather unstable right now
So I think I'll kill some time
And have you done medium rare
But I think I'll tease my palette with some crudits
Just to prepare
You see we've had a joker in the pack now
For quite some time
So I reckon it's just about time
We roast this swine
This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed
So knuckle down and use your head
Can it sunshine bottle it up you ponce
Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vents
Now I think we should take a leaf from the Romans' book
Burn it up burn it up
Now I think we should take a leaf from the Romans' book
Burn it up burn it up
Let's throw it up and start again
Let's throw it up and start again
Shoo
Nicely does it now
Steady hold hold
Target locked
Cop a load of this one oh yeah
Oh that was great my compliments to the chef
I'm very satisfied
Do you know what I'll be sure to dine here again?
Fine cuisine stuffed cheeks were very agreeable
All in all a splendid spread
