If you've got a message so timeless and true
That mere human language just won't do,
My friend, you're not too far gone
As long as you've got jargon!
Just do the buzzword boogie, we'll be right with you.
Incentivize the enterprise and catalyze solutions,
Accelerate adoption rate by driving execution.
Transformation! Innovation! -
Urgently convergent on emergent applications.
Tactically, proactively, impactfully we go forth
To strategize and synthesize and synergize and so forth
(Buzzword boogie! Yeah)
Competitive, cooperative, collaborative, compelling,
Customize and productize whatever we are selling,
Data-driven is a given,
Leverage the cutting edge for scalable decisions,
Just seamlessly conceptualize, disintermediate
and incubate, innovate, integrate, iterate.
If you have ideas as fuzzy as these,
They'll sound more impressive in corporatese,
So weave a tangled fabric,
And wax polysyllabic -
When no one understands you, no one disagrees.
Incentivize the enterprise and catalyze solutions,
Accelerate adoption rate by driving execution.
New assignment! Seek alignment! -
Actualize and optimize to maximize refinement
It's a revolutionary value-added play
Just watch us do the boogie, the buzzword boogie, gonna do the buzzword boogie all day.
