What if that sweet little tune that plays at the end of Super Mario Bros 2... had some silly-ass nasty-ass lyrics? What if that, sleepy Mario? ANSWER ME

LYRICS
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You beat the game, yeah, dude you were supreme
But I hate to inform you it was all just a dream
(Yes really)
You stayed up late, you played until your thumbs bled,
but it was all just made up in homeboy's head.

Was Mega Man 2 all a dream? (No)
A Boy and His Blob all a dream? (No)
We won't get back all the hours we played,
Now we feel empty and betrayed (Ouch, my feelings)

There was no password and no stage select
Just a couple of warps and two continues protected us
We had to work to make this cartridge our bitch
But we fell into the classic bait and switch (Uugggh)

Mario 1, all a dream? (No)
Mario 3, all a dream? (No)
Mario 2's the black sheep of the bunch
How could that be? I have a hunch...

Mario 2, you're enjoyable, yes
You're both grueling and fun, you put us kids to the test,
for sure
But the game ends on such a cop-outty note,
Whoever's idea that was can lick my scrote

Lickedy lick on my scrote... (la la la la la la la)
Lickedy lick on my scrote... (Kee kee koo koo kee kee koo)
La la la la, la la la, la la la...
Lickedy lick upon my scrote...

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...bitches.

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