This is from the musical episode (season 6 episode 6).
J.D.:
Let's face the facts about me and you
A love unspecified
Though I'm proud to call you Chocolate Bear
The crowd will always talk and stare
Turk:
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside
'Cause this Bear can't bear the world's disdain
And sometimes it's easier to hide
J.D. & Turk:
Than explain our guy love, that's all it is
Guy love, he's mine, I'm his
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes
Turk:
You ask me 'bout this thing we share
J.D.:
And he tenderly replies
Turk:
It's guy love
J.D. & Turk:
Between two guys.
Turk:
We're closer than the average man and wife
J.D.:
That's why our matching bracelets say "Turk & J.D."!
Turk:
You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life.
J.D.:
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!
Turk (spoken):
Whoa, whoa. I just took out his appendix.
J.D.:
There's no need to clarify
Turk:
Oh, no?
J.D.:
Just let it grow more and more each day!
It's like I married my best friend
Turk:
But in a totally manly way!
J.D. & Turk:
Let's go!
It's guy love
Don't compromise
The feeling of some other guy
Holding up your heart into the sky
J.D.:
I'll be there to care through all the lows
Turk:
I'll be there to share your highs
Uh!
J.D. & Turk:
It's guy love between two guys
J.D.:
And when I say "I love you, Turk"
It's not what it implies
J.D. & Turk:
It's guy love between two guys
