Spoilers through The Dragon Reborn, Book 3 of WoT.
My first entry into WoT Idol, but most certainly not my last. Inspired by the many genius entries that have come before. Now, come and discover, what IS Ishamael's Secret?

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Lyrics
Light, I wish somebody would have told me before I fought him
In the skies above Falme
Ba'alzamon, Nae'blis, whatever you want you to call him
I thought I could win the day
I sheathed the blade, what a downer
Wound won't heal after that encounter
If I could go back and tell myself before I had the power
I'd say, "Psst!

I know Ishamael's secret
And, Rand, you wouldn't believe
He's just a man who thinks he's The Dark One
Foolin' people like you and me
He's got existential issues
And he's super obsessed with Lews
I know Ishamael's secret:
He is nothing' but a dude (Dude)
Ishamael is nothing but a dude (Dude)
Ishamael is nothing but a dude

I wish somebody would've told me that I should wonder
Who was Elan Tedronai?
The flaming pressure I was under
To kill that bloody guy, and fight hard for the Light
With nightmares of flame every night
If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger
I'd say, "Hey, woolhead"

I know Ishamael's secret
And Rand, you wouldn't believe
He's just a man who thinks he's the Dark One
Foolin' people like you and me
He's got existential issues
And he's super obsessed with Lews
I know Ishamael's secret:
He is nothin' but a dude (Dude)
Ishamael is nothin' but a dude (Dude)
Ishamael is nothin' but a dude

I know Ishamael's secret ( shining verse)
And Rand, you wouldn't believe
He's just a man, he isn’t the Dark One
Don’t be fooled or you’ll set him free
He's got existential issues
And he's super obsessed with Lews
I know Ishamael's secret:
He is nothing' but a dude

I know Ishamael's secret
And Rand, you wouldn't believe
He's just a man who thinks he's the Dark One
Foolin' people like you and me
He's got existential issues
And he's super obsessed with Lews
I know Ishamael's secret:

He’s a philosophical nihilist betting on infinite probabilities to achieve eternal oblivion
But he is gonna lose

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