Oct 8, 2012 - The sequel beckons! Behold Dotaboss, the ultimate showdown between HoN, LoL and Dota 2! [ Ссылка ]

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UPDATE: I'm in! All my love to Chairraider, Mr. IceFrog and all those who liked the video. There will be more to come soon! :D

"Patience is a beautiful art, but I'll tell you...it's the hardest thing."

Here's a cover of Tenacious D's Kickapoo, set to a DotA theme to help ease the waiting.


Quest for the Key of Destiny

(Narrator:)
Long ass fuckin time ago
In a map for Warcraft 3
There lived an indie developer
As bearded as could be
He gave Riki a death ward
And became legendary

His name was young Guinsoo
And he refused to balance Eul's map
Then dropped it all to play WoW
Please don't argue, it's a fact
Then IceFrog came along
And I woo'd him with this song

(Shitty Wizard:)
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Lina's arms were blazin'
As I hex'd her with my stave
And I shot down Zeus' ulti
With my clutch ass Shallow Grave
T'was I who juked the Sun Strike,
Juked the rocket, and juked you
And if you try to first blood me
Then I'll first blood you too

Gotta farm some creeps in the long lane zone
Gotta kill their mid in the mid lane zone
Gotta gank their Axe in the jungle zone
Gotta win a key on the PlayDotA Forums

GAHHHHH!!!!!

(Gabe Newell:)
You disobeyed my orders, noob
Why did you enter twice
The other members posted once
Why'd you ignore their advice?

These desperate acts you make for us
Serve only to delay
Beta keys are heavenly
You'll never get one this way

I been wearin' hats all this week
My wallet's bursting at the seams
Your begging does you nothing
So keep it to your dreams

You better suck it up, you better watch your tone
You're banned for a week from the PlayDotA forums
Don't wanna hear you cry, your chances are blown
You gotta buy a hat or you've gotta go home.

(Shitty Wizard:)
IceFrog can you hear me
I am lost where no one knows
I've never seen your face but
I know that we're still bros

I need a Dota 2 key
To teach these kids to play
I may still buy a bottle first
But I can change my ways

All I need's a beta key
An invite, if you please
I'll never learn to creep block
Unless I get that key

(Mr. IceFrog:)
I hear you shitty wizard
You are hungry for the axe (Axe here!)
But to have an 8 min dagger
You must learn to stack the camps

I'm sick of getting e-mails
All from people just like you
Begging for a beta key
So here's what I will doooooooooo

On the Dota 2 subreddit
Where the keys are in demand
They will wait for precious news of
Open beta across the lands

When the time is right, it'll happen
On the turn of a full moon
I will forward you what Gabe said
He told me to say
Soon™

(Narrator:)
So he dropped out of his college
With only one thing in his sights
A cover of a song
To impress the mighty Ice
But by release he knew that
Everything would be alright...

...SOOOOOOOOON

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