Soldier meets his new sergeant, Sniper gets the worst promotion ever, Spy clears his browser history, Medic hangs himself after realizing his job description, Pyro starts a new reality show, Engineer becomes a spastic terrorist, Demoman discovers the world of dank memes, Scout overdoses on Starman powerups, Heavy makes a futile sacrifice, and then they all agree to take a vacation after having to fight giant sentient genitalia.
Credits missing:
Wilford Brimley - Wilford Brimley on Diabetes
Credits correction:
Dane Cook - Vicious Circle
