The boys are enjoying an evening of camping. As Cartman enjoys a poop in the woods, a mysterious creature shows up.
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EXT. STARK’S POND - NIGHT
Against a starry sky, the boys have set up a tent next to
the pond.
They have a little fire going, and they’re sitting around
it, cooking marshmallows with sticks. Except for Cartman;
He’s playing his harmonica.
CARTMAN
You guys, listen to this song I just
wrote. It’s called “I Hate You Guys.”
(playing)
I hate you guys
You guys are assholes
Especially Kenny
I hate him the most
Cartman smiles, proud of himself.
CARTMAN
Okay, now let’s try one all together!
(playing)
I hate you guys.
(talking)
Come on, you guys know the words.
(playing)
Especially Kenny.
KYLE
This is sweet being rugged
outdoorsmen. Facing the wilderness,
not having to be home until eight
thirty...
Cartman gets up and walks away.
STAN
Where are you going?
CARTMAN
I’m going home for a minute, I have to
go to the bathroom.
KYLE
Just go behind the trees.
CARTMAN
I have to go number two.

STAN
So, you can poo in the wilderness.
CARTMAN
No way, dude, what would I wipe with?!
KYLE
Cartman, don’t be such a baby. We’re
supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen.
Cartman takes a few steps away.
CARTMAN
What do I sit on?
KYLE
You just squat, stupid.
Cartman walks a few feet and squats to poo.
STAN
NOT HERE! Go further away!
CARTMAN
God, I’m glad you guys know all these
pooping outside rules.
Cartman walks several yards away and squats.
We hear him make a few efforts.
CARTMAN
Ugh... Hugh... Come on, na...
KYLE
Watch out for ground eels!
The boys all laugh.
CARTMAN
Shut up, you guys! I can’t think!
KYLE
What do you have to think about?!
CARTMAN
I have to think about... Planes
dropping bombs...and...
Dumptrucks...and...Soft serve ice

cream...
(Pause)
Ah, that did it.
STAN
SICK DUDE!
Something pulls itself out of the pond...
CARTMAN
(Playing harmonica)
Pooping outside
Making soft serve ice cream
For all my friends
Especially Kenny.
POV of the creature as it sneaks up on Cartman.
CARTMAN
Hey Kenny, can I borrow one of your
gloves?!
Kenny stands up.
KENNY
Mph rm.
Kenny takes off his glove and heads for Cartman, but then
catches himself.
KENNY
(No way)
Mph rm!!
Cartman finishes up. He stands back up and zips up his
pants, just in time to see a pair of eyes looking at him.
Cartman freezes.
CARTMAN
What the...
The thing blinks at Cartman. It makes a sound,
HOPE
Oohmie gooba!
-then dashes off through the bushes.
CARTMAN

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!! COME LOOK AT
THIS!!!
STAN
WE DON’T WANNA LOOK AT IT CARTMAN!
CARTMAN
YOU GUYS!!! GET OVER HERE!!!
KYLE
NO WAY, DUDE!!
CARTMAN
I’M SERIOUSLY!!
The boys all come running.
CARTMAN (cont’d)
Look! over by those bushes!
The boys look around...
KYLE
What?
HOPE
Meesa scared!!
Suddenly, the bushes rustle again and a shadow darts
away.
STAN
I SEE IT!!
CARTMAN
COME ON, LET’S KILL IT!!
The boys all chase after it. Kyle suddenly stops.
KYLE
(Looking at his shoe)
AW!!! CARTMAN!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO
BURY IT!!

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