Verse:
You say you love the smell of my rectum
I don't know if I can trust you anymore
you had an affair with Ulrik when I went to the supermarket
I want to let you lick it but will you deceive me?
Chorus:
Licky licky caress my shitter
your tongue is my slave
You have always been a loser
but when it comes to eating my number 2
you are not a quitter
Verse:
You say you want to start a family
How can we do that with only rectal pleasure?
You make 5 dollars an hour at McDonald's
We can barely afford the cheapest lube
Bridge:
That's why I say (say it loud!)
Chorus:
Licky licky caress my shitter
your tongue is my slave
You have always been a loser
but when it comes to eating my number 2
you are not a quitter
Licky licky caress my shitter
your tongue is my slave
You have always been a loser
but when it comes to eating my number 2
you are not a quitter
Outro:
Keep on licking
you know what I like
get that tongue in there
Tear off these pants while I open up
a bottle of mayonnaise
I squirt it inside my number 2
the best natural lube you can buy
Chorus:
Licky licky caress my shitter
your tongue is my slave
You have always been a loser
but when it comes to eating my number 2
you are not a quitter
