BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided... | Funny Jokes
If you're ever having one of those days where nothing seems to go right, you might wonder just how bad things have to get for someone to earn their place at the pearly gates. Well, here's a lesson in "how to" qualify for heaven on the worst possible day. It turns out that when St. Peter gets selective, your tragic tale might just give you a spot. Here's what happens when a simple "bad day" takes on a whole new meaning... 🤣🤣🤣
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died...
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful... "
"I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him."
"I searched all over the apartment but couldn’t find him anywhere... "
"So, I went out onto the balcony of our 25th floor apartment and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips."
"I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands... "
"He fell but landed in some bushes."
"So, I grabbed a hold of my refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and crushed him... "
"However, the strain of the act gave me a heart attack and I died."
St. Peter couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in...
St. Peter then asked the next man in line about the day he had.
"Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man...
"I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge."
"I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer... "
"Luckily, I landed in some bushes."
"But then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter, again, couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since he was innocent, he let the man in...
"Tell me about the day you died?", St. Peter said to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this... "
"I’m naked, hiding inside this refrigerator... "
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