"You either die a normie, or you live long enough to see yourself become the shitposter." I can say those words, because I'm not a normie, not like Anon. I said the n word, that's what I can do.

No, you can't! You didn't!

I'm whatever /tv/ needs me to be. Call it in.

--a hero. Not the one we deserved, but the one we needed. Nothing less than a hotpocket, sweating..

They'll ban you.

You'll ban me. You'll condemn me, set the mods on me.

...because it's what needs to happen.

Because sometimes shitposting isn't good enough...

...sometimes people deserve more.

Sometimes anons deserve to have their dubs rewarded.

Why is he running, swaglord?

Because we have to chase him.

He didn't say anything offensive.

Because...

...he's the hero 4chan and /tv/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero.
He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A big guy.

I deleted the other version because I like this one much better

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