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Disclaimer: This is NOT an endorsement of any of these ideas. It is an absurd satirical response to an absurd idea.
Just for context:
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“The penalties should be very, very severe. If you look at countries throughout the world, the ones that don't have a drug problem are those that institute a very quick trial, de*th penalty sentence for drug de*lers. It sounds horrible, doesn't it? But you know what? That's the ones that don't have any problem. It doesn't take 15 years in court. It goes quickly, and you absolutely--you execute a drug de*ler, and you'll save 500 lives because they k*ll on average 500 people. It's terrible to say but you take a look at every country in this world that doesn't have a problem with drugs, they have a very strong de*th penalty for the people that sell drugs if we're going to stop this scourge.” - Donald Trump, 7/26/22
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“We have drug de*lers that don’t, I mean they k*ll hundreds and hundreds of people, and most of them don’t even go to jail. You know if you sh*ot one person, they give you life, they give you the de*th penalty. These people can k*ll two thousand, three thousand people, and nothing happens to them. And we need strength with respect to the pushers, and to the drug de*lers. […] Some countries have a very, very tough penalty. The ultimate penalty. And by the way they have much less of a drug problem than we do. So, we’re going to have to be very strong on penalties.” - Donald Trump, 3/1/18
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“The only way to solve the drug problem is through toughness. When you catch a drug de*ler, you gotta, you gotta put them away for a long time.
When I was in China, and other places, by the way,
I said, ‘Mr. President, do you have a drug problem.’
‘No, no, no. We do not.’
I said, “How? […] ‘What do you attribute that to?’
‘Well, uh, the de*th penalty.’
[…] honestly, I don’t know if the United States frankly is ready for it. They should be ready for it. But, at a minimum, you have to give long, tough sentences.
But if you go to Singapore,
‘Mr. President, what happens with your drugs?’
‘No, we don’t have a problem. […] We have a zero tolerance policy.’ […]
‘What does that mean?’
‘It means if we catch a drug de*ler, de*th penalty.’
[crowd claps, cheers]
And they don’t have a problem. Now, remember this. If somebody goes and sh*ots somebody, or k*lls somebody, they go away for life, and they can even get the de*th penalty, right? One person. They sh*ot one person, they get the de*th penalty. […] Right? Okay. A drug de*ler will k*ll two thousand, three thousand, five thousand people during the course of his or her life. Thousands of people are k*lled, or their lives are destroyed, their families are destroyed. So, you can k*ll thousands of people, and go to jail for 30 days. They catch a drug de*ler, they don’t even put ‘em in jail. […] Think of it. You k*ll five thousand people with drugs because you’re smuggling ‘em in and you’re making a lot of money, and people are dying. And they don’t even put you in jail, they don’t do anything. And you might get 30 days, 60 days, 90 days. You might get a year. But you’re not going to get—and then you wonder why we have a problem. That’s why we have a problem, folks. And I don’t think we should play games.” - Donald Trump, 3/11/18
(c) George Carlin "Back in Town" (1996)
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