Have you ever wanted to break your shiny new SUV? It’s easier than you think.

Thanks for joining me out here in the great Australian cultural vacuum. If you’ve ever wanted to break your seemingly robust new SUV, this report is exactly what you’ve been searching for. I’m John Cadogan, the founder of AutoExpert.com.au - the place where Australian new car buyers save thousands of their next new cars (and SUVs)

These are the top six ways to generate thousands in additional revenue for the service department - without breaking a sweat.

1. Put in the wrong fuel
2. Keep the centre diff lock engaged on a high-traction surface
3. Hydraulic the engine by submerging the air intake
4. Suck water into driveline components via the breathers
5. Clog the radiator with mud
6. Don't drive a diesel the right way to regenerate the DPF

This is great advice for you, if you want to tackle the terrible problem of service department poverty head-on. The dealer principal - he’s probably got five kids to three wives, past and former (I’m not alleging he’s a Mormon). They all go to private schools, failing basic mathematics at considerable cost - just like dad. That all costs serious money - and you can help. Act now. Alternatively, be a bastard - don’t do these things, and your SUV will live to drive another day. It’s completely up to you.

Or, you can be a cheap bastard and not do these things, saving heaps of cash.

Thanks for watching.

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