When I checked the cameras, Pucca and Garu weren't there; they were still in "baby jail" but the other characters were looking at me, and it was creepy.

I could hear Mr. Potato head saying "oh shit, oh yeah!" in the distance.

I saw Mr. Potato head on the toilet throwing toilet paper inside the toilet, pressing the lever and making water come out of it as he laughed like a prick.

Sunddenly, Hassan Khadair's Mickey Mouse appeared, dressed as Foxy.

What the HELL? Hassan Khadair was supposed to be 9 years old! Why he was a grown man?

He was coming from the left side, but I closed the left door at him.

Mr. Potato head suddenly appeared in Main Hall.

I flashed him with with the flashlight, but it didn't worked, and he slowly walked into the office.

i pressed "HIDE" Button, but it didn't do anything.

I kept pressing it but still nothing.

Then Mr. Potato Head jumpscared me, with the reused jumpscare of Withered Foxy from FNAF 2, but louder.

Then static appeared and it showed the game over screen, which was the Hershey mascot just smiling and saying "GAME OVER BITCH!" And there was shitty stock crying sounds and someone yelling "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME" at the distance.

That was unlucky. I tried again.

"Oh, fuck! It's the Notorious P.I.G.!" yelled He-Man as Porky Pig whipped out a fuckin' boombox and began to rap.

The rap was literally just a fucking mp3 of a Notorious B.I.G. song. It wasn't even in Porky's voice, he was literally just rapping a fucking regular track. I witnessed Porky Pig saying the fucking n word so many times that I was legitimately ready to get my 9 millimeter out of the cabinet and fucking end it all before He-Man fucking DROP-KICKED Porky Pig, took the mic, and began his own rap.

"Motha' fuckas let's go

It's He-Man, yo

I'll strike this pig bitch down

Like his name was Skeletor

You best Warn-a-brother that I'm fuckin' comin' for WB

Cause Space Jam 2 was a fucking catastrophe

Damn bitch, you think you can call that shit a movie?

It made me wanna blow my fuckin' brains out with an Uzi!

Yeah that's right, He-Man, I'm the next Kid Cudi

With bars so hard, Eminem's about to sue me

Make Tupac wanna come out the grave just to shoot me

So he don't get dethroned by the greatest fucka' ever, me!

I'm always on my A game, dropping rhymes in a pinch

And I HAVE THE POWER, to FUCK YO' BITCH!"

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