So it's 1939 and Germany is FR trying it....again. But the mustache guy saw his besties Il Duce and Japan snatching up other countries for decades, and like no one was saying anything so he decided it was time to shoot his shot. At first, he takes over his hometown, Austria (Yes....Mr "german nationalism" wasn't even German.....he doesn't even go here!!!) Anyways, he convinces the allies that he won't take any more land and they actually buy it like...embarrassing. But when he invades Poland, it's really just too much so like now we need to go to war again. But even more of a shock IMO is that Stalin, who is also like supper evil, believed him too. So the Axis actually had us in the first half, not gonna lie. BUT then they get kind of big headed and dropping the ball. Like, Japan sucker punches the USA at Pearl Harbor, which was giving infamy BUT actually didn't weaken the USA, just made them angry....and racist to Japanese Americans. Side note, Japanese Americans did get some reparations and an apology in the 80's but it really wasn't giving what it shoudl have, literally. Meanwhile, mustache dude thinks he can beat Stalin in a few short months, like in what world??? It's never easy to take over Russia, just ask like literally anyone from history. So the Nazis only pack summer shorts and flip flops and then winter comes and Stalin will literally send out every single last Russian to die to defeat Hitler like he does not care, he kills ppl for funnies. Speaking of, the Final solution is one of the most devestating genocides in modern history, and maybeeeeee the mustache guy should've put more effort into winning the war rather than blaming innocent people for nothing like he didn't even accomplish anything for the empire with that AND like always, the Jewish people outlive and survive. They are still here and always will be, so neo-natzis can stay mad about it 4 evaaaa idc. Finally, USA gets to the allies to help Winnie C on the West and Stalin is coming from the East, so the Axis knows it's over. Mussolini gets unalived....like really really unalived (his gurl too) by his own ppl bc Italy was over it, and Hitler unalives himself bc he's a lil coward. Sadly, most of the other top ranking officials do the same or escape to Argentina like the rats they are...OR come to the USA if they were good at science. Finally, Japan will NOT take the L and the war is dragging so Truman decides to drop a bomb...literally.....well two actually. The atomic bomb ends the war, but kills and maims hundreds of thousands in the process, and kicks off the nuclear era. After WWII, USA and USSR stop being fake frenemies and now it's time for the Red Era tour (Stalin's version) AKA The Cold War.
