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This is my reading of David Brent’s (AKA Ricky Gervais’s) masterpiece of a poem from ‘The Office’, as endorsed by the man himself on Twitter! Stay tuned for more great poetic content.
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Words:
I froze your tears and made a dagger
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur.
Are you my Arthur? Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeléd blade,
steal it, sheathe it in your lake.
I'd drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? 'Cause I need heaven.

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