this video is an honest fan made commercial for Peugeot/Citroen vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make
contact email:

contact email:
Dytastic34@gmail.com
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Voice-over:
JessyCauseyVO@gmail.com
youtube: [ Ссылка ]
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Song used:
MOVE LIKE THAT
by WLDHRT
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mods:
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special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the
Jeep Wrangler
Dodge Charger
Maserati granturismo

link to their site: [ Ссылка ]
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special thanks to spadie for providing
the Jeep Compass
link: [ Ссылка ]
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script:
This
Oh god damn it, do we have to do this one?
Fine lets do it
Just remember you asked for it
Our cars are terrible
Seriously
The only fast thing in our cars
is our...
Take your time
Is our drivers in bed
They look as good as your mom in jean shorts
they’re as reliable as north Korean missiles
And we use so much plastic we make phub look like an environmental organization
But no matter how terrible they are
Which is alot
our cars are loved world wide
No they’re not
Our cars are loved world wide
“not”
Just look at Iran they make and sell a crap ton of them
Mostly because they don’t have a choice
But it still counts
Although Our drivers aren’t any better
The majority of them are non carguys that are super PC and drive like NPCs
And the minority are carguys that thought having a french car makes more sense than having a polo
But they’re French so no one cares what they think
Its not like we’re small or don’t have the resources
We own a chunk of stellantis and are technically related to these cars
Some say its a tactic to make cars that are so terrible that it makes the rest of the lineup look great
But im afraid that was an unintended byproduct
I mean sure we’ve made a cool car here and there but even a broken clock is right twice a day
People give us props for being cool in the group B era but so was ford
And their car basically ended the damn sport
Peugeot/Citroen
We don't need a tagline because we honestly couldn't care less
please stop telling people you got a great deal, you really didn't
Also Your hatchback isn't a hot hatch its barely even a car

#ad #peugeot #citroen #car

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