My parody of "Somebody That I Used To Know"

Lyrics:

Now and then I think of when we'd hang together
And how you constantly would beg me every time
My friends told me about your awful technique..still I let you kiss me where I pee
But it was horrid and the pain I still remember

It's hard to get a hummer and to still be filled with sadness
You thought an Altoid would feel good, but it just burned
You try to cool your mouth by using ice cubes
But then your teeth they got caught on my pubes
I will admit it was the worst blow job ever

No you didn't have to suck me off
You bit the head and disregarded my balls like they were nothin
You don't even deserve my load cuz you gnaw it like a chew toy and it feels too rough
No you didn't have to lose control
You jammed your fingers in my rectum then pulled out a cucumber
Guess what bitch it's time to go
Now I'm just somebody that you used to blow
Now I'm just somebody that you used to blow

I remember that you just wanted to bend me over
But I thought I'd rather give you something that was much more fun
I started thinking you were gay
Who wouldn't want their penis in my face
But when you started screaming no...I knew that you would just end up somebody that I used to blow

I thought you were gonna bite it off (ahhh ahhh ahhh)
You chewed it so hard when I looked down I thought I'd see nothing (ohh ohh ohhh)
Did you know that I was hospitalized (ahh ahh ahhh)
If I lost any more blood I would have surely died (ohh ohh ohhh)
Haven't you ever seen a porno (ahh ahh ahhh)
They tuck their lips, don't use their teeth cuz it's not made of rubber (ohh ohh ohh)
I guess I learned my lesson though
Now I'm just somebody that you used to blow
Somebody..you used to blow
Somebody...Now I'm just somebody that you used to blow
Somebody...you used to blow
Somebody..Now I'm just somebody that you used to blow
You used to blow
that you used to blow
you used to blow
Somebody eee eeeee CRUNCH

Special thanks to Mark Lindamood for recording and producing the track find him at nfcproductions.com
Monica for painting and helping me get supplies
Andy for lighting my home
Keith for painting, filming..you name it he did it
Lindsay for painting and assisting myself and Keith
Allison for the paint work she did on the wall

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