this is a complete joke and I literally randomized the characters for the ships. I made it like three months, so the quality isn't as good as my modern stuff, but it's still so fun.

Monkie Kid Ships:

Chang'e/Sandy- Actually this is 100% serious. Like I ship this completely seriously. And this is where it started. I mean look at them! They're both sleep, exceptionally powerful, blue coloring, and both have to do with food! (Tea and baking) Literally wrote a fic about it; [ Ссылка ]

Dragon of the East/MK- The only true crack ship on this list. Literally no idea how this would happen. Does MK like GILF's or something?

Jin(The blue one)/Nezha- Either messy one night stand Jin isn't over, or Jin has a crush on Nezha and is like 'I love him' while Yin is in the background like 'Dude NO!'

Spider Queen/Red Son-Ok, I don't ship it, but that would be one HELL of a team up. Like imagine if they were on the same side for something. Anyway if they did date it would be one hell of a hot mess, but entertaining as fuck

Syntax/Princess Iron Fan-This one could actually work. I also like how sharp of a look they'd have together. Yeah I could see it.

Tang/The Mayor- Pretty sure this is an actual ship

The Scorpion Queen/Demon Bull King- So if they could figure out the anatomy, they'd be kinky as fuck. Also, DBK, buddy, if you're going to make those faces you have GOT to put a shirt on

Pigsy/Macaque- No way, Pigsy would murder him. Like he can barley deal with Wukong's bullshit, and Wukong never directly tried to murder his son

Lady Bone Demon/Nezha-Ok, slow burn 50,000K fic where LBD obscures her identity to get info/tools/something from Nezha, but then Nezha falls in love with this mysterious girl (and she might fall for him too) until the big reveal. Do you see my vision?

Huntsman/Mei: This was a dare and you CAN NOT convince me otherwise

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