I realized that most of german GTA players do not understand the commercials or others just do not listen to them. But no matter of reasons: the missed something! I love the R* jokes and exaggeration in the radio commercials so I cut them out and uploaded here.
For those who love the GTA commercials as much as I do and for those do not knowing the commercials and want to enjoy, too.
PS: My favourite commercial on VROCK: EXPLODER!! ;D
Some best quotes:
"This knife killed 25 thousand people in Cambodia, now you can too!"
"I'll cry when I'm done killing."
"But I'm not married!" "You are now, to AMERICA!"
"Lock up your daughters, shoot your sons!" *click* "DAD!" *Bang* "Because Love Fist is coming to town!"
"Start making friends... the american way!"
