Pat McAfee dissed a few people during his opening monologue at the 2023 ESPYs last night. I took his disses and turned them into a diss track. #espys #patmcafee @ThePatMcAfeeShow
Pat McAfee's opening monologue at the 2023 ESPYS: [ Ссылка ]
0:00 Intro
0:07 Skip Bayless Diss
0:32 Pat Mahomes Diss
1:19 Brett Favre Diss
1:35 The Rap
In today's lecture we diss Brett Favre, Pat Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and Skip Bayless.
There's two things important to Skip - let's be real
Football and no bodies out on the field
It's not too late Skip, I know you can delete it
You took Tom's dick out your mouth long enough for you to tweet it
Shannon is the sharper of the two - did the right thing
If it's undisputed then what's with all the fighting
Chiefs fans would rob a bank, just to see Mahomes play
I would rob a bank for him and Kelce to go away
I'd say I wasn't robbing at gunpoint, didn't know where I was at
I just grabbed my pistol and then did a no-look ask
Favre "earned" money for events he didn't attend
And caught some allegations for dick pics he didn't send
Welfare's for the poor, we're saying it loud
We mean broke Brett, not poorly endowed
It makes sense you'd sue stead of running away
After all, now you've got enough to money pay
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