Happy 420!
Here's a vaguely vaporwave-esque remake of the classic YTPMV "Scrub Scrub Scrub by King Harkinian". Check out the original if you haven't already.
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Lyrics:
Oah!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oah!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ho!

My ship sails...
Ha! Ha!
Ho!

My ship sails in the morning.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ho!
Ho!
Enough!

My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month,
send Link.

Take the Triforce of Courage-
Take the Triforce-
I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me.
Take the Triforce away!

Scrub... scrub...
The floors in Hyrule.
Then we can talk about mercy, boi.
Scrub... scrub...
My ship, in the morning.
Scrub... scrub... scrub... boi.

Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Boi, this piece is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon seized Koridai!
Hmm...
Scrub the floors!
Gwonam: Ahh!!

Scrub... scrub...
My warriors, in the morning.
Scrub... scrub... boi!
Link: No!
Hmm...

Scrub... scrub...
All my toasters.
Scrub... scrub...
Ganon's lair.
Scrub... scrub... scrub...
The Triforce.
Scrub me, mah boi!
Link: No!

After you've scrubbed all the floors,
Then we can talk about what's for dinner.
After you've scrubbed all of my ships,
Then we can talk about cereal, boi.

Link: Hey! Wanna crouch down and do the duck-walk?
Hell nah, boi. I'm going to Gamelon.
Link: It's easy! Check it out use the controller to move me left or right.
Oh hell nah, boi. Take him away!
Fari: Yes, my liege!
After you've scrubbed all the floors!
Link: Huh?!

My ship sails in the morning.
Scrub my ship, mah boi!

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