It’s not that I’m speechless, it’s that I’m a man of few words. When I speak, the words have meaning, there is a certain resonance to them because I use them so infrequently. As I mentioned earlier I rarely speak that is why people listen. It should however be mentioned that my infrequent use of language should not be construed as a lack of intelligence. I do in fact have a large vocabulary, although I must confess that my spelling skills have diminished over the years, essentially since the digital age emerged, my dependence on the Internet has in fact reduced my written skills. In summary I do in fact still consider myself a man of few words.

For those of you who are commenting that it’s just because I could not afford to pay a speaking actor: I will refer you to my aforementioned statement where I expressed my reticence to use excessive verbiage. if you somehow think that your flagrant taunts will solicit a longer response from me then you are sadly mistaken.

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