Van Halen provide the soundtrack for a montage of things happening right now, including:

-A naked baby evolving into a slightly larger naked baby (nature's inventing better stuff than science)

-A colorized black & white monster movie (we don't want more artificial color)

-An astronaut floating around in space (we will do just fine without caffeine)

-A rhinoceros hanging out in a field (only wildlife needs preservatives)

After additional hype, the iconic image of a bottle of Crystal Pepsi being dropped into a bowl of water ends things on a high note.

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